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Hey brother, I've got an interview now, I've got to leave really soon and I'm just feeling a little bit nervous.

Okay, what do you want me to do about it?

Well, you're usually good with these kind of things, so I was thinking you could help me prepare or get me a little bit more relaxed so I come off more natural in my interview.

Well, you know, I mean, look, fucking is always a good thing, that gets people relaxed, but I mean, I don't know if that's something you want to do or maybe you do want to do that.

I mean...